This blog post is brought to you by the letter P

Okay, I've come to grips with all the P things we won't be enjoying at my house:
*Pink and purple in mass quantities
*Polish, of the finger and toenail variety
*Princess anything
*Parties, of the tea variety
*Pouffy skirts
*Pantaloons (okay, I'm stretching here)

However, I had the luxury of cleaning my house this weekend. [You have to have multiple small children to really understand how this is a luxury.] Anyway, by the time my favorite scrubbing cleaner and I got to the floor around the third toilet my desire was to scream, "Boys! It's a big bowl. Cut me some slack."

Brought to you by the letter P.